BANS OFF OUR BODIES! We are not just pro-choice, but proudly pro-choice. The Supreme Court is trying to overturn Roe v. Wade making dangerous impacts against a woman's right to choose. We say FUCK THAT!

Alcohol Definition - Greeting Card


Alcohol: the buffer between reality and a good night; has been known to make people more attractive and make obviously stupid ideas seem like good sense.

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